What's sex? (Be better at it)

What's sex to me, anyway.. and better at it with.. well, whoever you're swooped up with.
I get so, I mean, so many questions on cam. Some genuine and unoffensive, some frustrate me... you know when you keep dying on the ONE part of mario bros.. yeah, it feels like that.
Things like, "You like 16'' dick?" and the like. Shut up. You're being kind of, really stupid. But, asking what turn on's I have or what I find sensual, I think that's great. I think people should talk more about sex.
It's like the douches scream and won't shut up about it and others, who would do well with the knowledge don't speak up.
I understand that there are women out there who like the crude talk, well.. we all do sometimes. It can be awesome. But all the time, every time.. nope. Let me talk to you, let me tell you. (I'm a girl, so this shit checks out).
Yes, girls like bad boys. It's innate. I don't know why, it's stupid. But it also gets old really fast and they're usually jerks. Wanna know what it is? It's the confidence mostly. Be confidant in yourself. If a girl's not into you while you're on your A game, forget that. Keep a little though. This is going to sound so, so dumb but here's the basic recipe.
Be confidant in whoever you are. Be stupidly sweet to us, without being too clingy.. figure that out..
Touch us. Our hips, our waist, our hair. DONT be apathetic. We literally hate that. Women are just geared emotionally. Sorry dudes, we didn't make it that way. Apathy is the best way to kill any kind of a real spark ever.
Be you. Don't blow your personality up. Highlight the good stuff, be honest about the bad.
And when you get there, when the connection fits and you're both in the notion for motion KEEP the connection. Sex feels good. I know it does. But don't get lost in physical feelings. Tether the two together.
Hands everywhere. Say things, moans are awesome, but (cheese alert) in the middle of it, even the rough stuff, saying something soft and dirty, like.. oh, you fuckin princess. Yeah, it works.
Also. HOLY MOSES. Foreplay. Do it, don't over do it. Rev it up, don't run it out. Dry humping like a dog for 15 mins is so awesome.. in high school. If there's something there it'll be easy to follow the rabbit hole and figure out where to take it.
Consensual and sensual are very close to the same word for a good reason.
The more you really express yourself and let her do the same, that is real sex. Not "Oh yeah, so fun.. I'll ugh.. call you" stuff. Even if you never talk again. Don't be a bad lay. There's no reason to.
Even if you're not exactly Casanova, listening to the environment and your bodies will make you a night to remember.
And remember, ladies first isn't exactly a rule.. but don't abandon ship. haha